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I have a tendency to misinterpret things or take things very literally . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #littlenuggetcomics #seemedoodle #dadjokes #dadjoke #badjoke #badjokes #bankjob #bankjobs

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You're older than you think you are. On an unrelated note, I have a small favour to ask you. I've recently crossed 10k followers. I have been trying to increase the quality of my art and content so I'll be worthy enough to reach more of you. I request all of you to please keep sharing my comics if you think they're worth it. It would mean the world to me. Thank you ! Your support is very very hugely appreciated. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #lifehacks #lifehack #webcomics #webcomic #dailycomics #dailycomic #igcomic #igcomics #instacomics #instacomic #comicsofinstagram #comicoftheday #carbcomics #thinkaboutit #lamejokes #dadjokes #dadjoke #badjoke #badjokes #sodumb #technically #itstrue #itstruetho #itstruethough

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๐Ÿ˜‚โ  ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ @dadjokes_usโ  ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ @dadjokes_usโ  โ€ข โ€ข โ€ขโ  ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ & ๐—ง๐—ฎ๐—ด a friend to share a smile.โ 

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shit always gets better. i promise. nothing is EVER worth not living. you have so much to live for โค๏ธ

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It looks like my elbow is decorated for Christmas! What did the green light say to the red light? ....... Donโ€™t look, Iโ€™m changing! ๐Ÿฅธ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™„ #juneaudoodle #cornwall #cornishdog #cornydog #loe #theloe #loebeach #porthleven #walkingthedog #walking #walkingonsunshine #stroll #light #green #changing #badjoke #dadjoke #christmas #orb #glare #tree

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Well itโ€™s that time again for a #badjoke and a #toke BUT first..... โ€ข โ€ขmusic by @frogleapstudios @leomoracchioliofficial โ€œPokemon Themeโ€ Metal cover played off of @youtube #SmokeTrain #dabstagram #vapenation #420 #weed #stoner #dabber #clouds #jokes #hahaha #funny #ShowUsYourNugz #laugh #vibes

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Black Sticky Rice โ‚น250 Shipping at actuals. #blackricematters #badjoke #stickyrice#blackstickyrice #foodbangalore DM or whatsapp @ 7892169634 for orders

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Happy Hump day all! Hope everyone can have a refreshing drink at some point, and not get blown away! โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒฌ #sunnyday #windyday #humpday #instagay #shades #shady #shadyqueen #gotwork #thisbows #hahagetit #badjoke #hospitalitylife #dishielife #queer #fearless #katya #dingdong

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Some jokes write themselves. Why did the two hoes working the corner cross the road? To lay some pipe on the other side. #tandmtiling #layinpipe #drainagetile #hoeactivities #onthecorner #badjoke #truthfullyinappropriate

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๐Ÿ˜‚โ  ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ @dadjokes_usโ  ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ @dadjokes_usโ  โ€ข โ€ข โ€ขโ  ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ & ๐—ง๐—ฎ๐—ด a friend to share a smile.โ 

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Hey mama's, what did Rudolph say to the penguin?? ๐Ÿค” Let's go check out that glacier... .....Arrrggghhhh...You took the glass didn't you? ๐Ÿ˜ณ Oh no!! Now we are hot chocolate! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ #chocolatebombs#hotchocolate#makingmemories#festivedelights#badjokes#badmumjokes#oops#dubaimums#christmas#festivegoodies#dubaifoodies#dubaibusiness#uaemums#cool#coolmums#coolkids#comedy#laugh#2020#badjoke

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Thanx dad โ€œYou tell the best bad jokes.โ€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Not so funny #badjoke #bored #trysomethingnew #daughterandfather #shopping #storytelling #yourlittlegirl #love #family #iambored #shopforme

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Hows the weather up there ?? Drop a ๐Ÿคฌ if you hated that tall joke too๐Ÿคฃ. Bless #annoyingpeople #heightjokes #badjoke #talljokes #skyscraper #nyc

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The pigs asked the queen: "We're hungry, but only for dessert" The queen responded: "but first let's dance" The pigs ate the queen, dancing all night. End of story. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿญ๐ŸŒถ๐Ÿ’โš˜๐ŸŽข๐Ÿน๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’’ Portuguese: Oh mama, oh nossa, oh sobremesa e danรงa. Porcos e porcas, vamos lรก! . . . Just checking if anyone actually reads captions on Instush?! if you do, send a piggy emoji in the comment below. Se vocรช lรช tudo, manda emoji de porco embaixo. Sรณ verificando kkkk... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ . . . Pic by @jugundy #goodfood #feast #healthycake #badjoke #dinnerparty

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Sneaky peak! ๐Ÿฆ . . The final door was fitted today!! ๐Ÿฅณ . . This has to be my favourite one ๐Ÿ˜ I've always wanted a lion head knocker ๐Ÿคญ The door itself is beautifully crafted!! . . I'm in love with him!! I will share the full details on all of the doors once they are fully finished and have their final touches completed ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘ . . . . . . . #checkoutmyknocker #sorrynotsorry #badjoke #newdoor #frontdoor #lion #sohappy #chchchanges #outwiththeold #inwiththenew #rennovation #housereno

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๐Ÿ˜‚โ  ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ @dadjokes_usโ  ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ @dadjokes_usโ  โ€ข โ€ข โ€ขโ  ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ & ๐—ง๐—ฎ๐—ด a friend to share a smile.โ 

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When it comes to print... we really deliver! #tumbleweed #badjoke Ok, We might not be able to provide the best jokes in world but what we do offer more than makes up for it - like FREE LOCAL DELIVERY on all orders for example! You live or work further away? That's no problem either as our nation wide client base requires us to stretch our legs to places further afield on a regular basis. This beautiful scene was captured in Cornwall this weekend. With free local delivery, fast turnaround and a team of helpful and experienced staff, we are the logical choice for your next print project. Give us a call today on 01242 518191. #freedelivery๐Ÿš› #cheltenham #print #sunset

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Per capire la battutaccia che mi รจ venuta in mente, dovete per forza leggere qui sotto ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป You tought I played my last chorus a week ago, didnโ€™t you? Well I said maybe.... #wonderwall #oasis #acousticcover #cover #acoustic #britpop #classic #90s #badjoke

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How We Start Our Tuesday Mornings Off... ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿšš #DeliveryTime #Tuesday What did one box say to the other box?... You're looking kinda square ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ #badjokeoftheday #badjoke We're still offering our discounts until Sunday this week, so make sure you grab yours in time before we sell out ๐Ÿท๏ธ๐Ÿ›’ FREE DELIVERY TO ALL LONDON ADDRESSES ๐Ÿ†“ *Tag two friends in this post and share on your story for 24hours, and send us a dm with proof for ยฃ15 off your first scooter* #scooter #plug #uk #electricscooter #escooter #escooters #electricscooters #electric #transport #green #ecofriendly #spuk #theplug #deals #blackfriday #christmasgifts #christmaslights #christmas #scooterplug #discount #happycustomers #delivery #scooterpluguk #scootergang #explorepage #london

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Back by popular demand: cauliflower wings! I could tell you the recipe but then I would have to kill you. Nah just kiddinโ€™. I couldnโ€™t even kill a fly. Okay, maybe a really annoying one ๐Ÿ˜ #badjoke The original recipe found in the @badmannersfood recipe book, which inspired our weekly indulgence of the mighty cauli, is on the next pic. So swipe left & enjoy! ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ”ฅ By the way, sriracha ๐ŸŒถ is a type of hot sauce made from chili peppers, vinegar, garlic, sugar and salt. . . . #cauliflower #cauliflowerwings #srirachawings #srirachasauce #cauliflowerrecipes #eathealthy #plantbased #plantbuilt #foodphotography #delicious #foodpics #tasty #plantstrong #foodisfuel #vegan #fitveganfood #veganfood #plantfoods #tastyplants #eatplantbased #plantbasedrocks

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'Hey girl, you up you up you up?' 6th piece this year was dodgy Ice Breakers. This is 1 of 3. =)

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god i love this ice cream ... also iโ€™ve basically had this as cereal before, thereโ€™s this cereal i ate in Greece and it was wafer kinda thing with chocolate inside. It was pretty good but way too filling . . . . . . . . . . tags #meme#memes#memepage#memeaccount#funnymeme#jokes#lol#laugh#joke#ironic#haha#lmao#omg#wtf#irony#ironicmemes#ironicmeme#topbottomtext#cringememe#oldmeme#oldheadmemes#facebookmemes#badjoke

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๐Ÿ˜‚โ  ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ @dadjokes_usโ  ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ @dadjokes_usโ  โ€ข โ€ข โ€ขโ  ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ & ๐—ง๐—ฎ๐—ด a friend to share a smile.โ 

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What do you do when a client asks you to paint a bird but youโ€™ve never done one? You wing it ๐Ÿ˜‚ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € I think Iโ€™m hilarious. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Esmaltado en gel y nail art โœจ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € #manicure #nailtech #nailsart #nailartist #autumnvibes #naturalnails #badjoke #nailsofinstagram #nailsoftheday #gelnails #gelpolish #gelpainting #gelpaintingart #art #birdnailart #leavesfromthevine #leaves #handpainted #handpaintednailart

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Find David๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒพ . . . ๐Ÿค“ . . . ๐Ÿคฃ #badjoke #nerdjoke #takingfallseriously #applehill #cornmaze #missmychamp #fall #locallygrown #apple #orchard #farm #green #๐Ÿ

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Hooray, itโ€™s Monday night, time for a #badjoke! . If you celebrate #Christmas, have you written & posted your letter to #Santa yet? . (Apologies if you spotted the error in my original post - itโ€™s Monday ๐Ÿ˜‚) . #badjokes #dadjoke #dadjokes #funnyjokes #funnyjoke #kidsjoke #kidsjokes #englishjoke #englishjokes #ell #ellteacher #eal #ealteacher #ealteaching #ealteachers #esl #eslteacher #eslteachers #eslteaching #primaryteacher #primaryteaching #primaryteachers #primaryschoolteacher #lego #afol #legoeducation #languagesbrickbybrick

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Oh my gosh, Iโ€™m so embarrassed. My underpaint is showing.๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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๐Ÿคก Really hope it brings a smile to your face ๐Ÿคกโ  โ  Let us know what you think in the commentsโ  โ  ๐ŸŒผ Don't forget we are YouTube sisters, so if you want to see some of our videos then there is link in our bio ๐ŸŒผโ  .โ  .โ  .โ  .โ  .โ  #superfacts #dailyfacts #jokesonyou #badjokes #jokesdaily #bestjokes #bigfacts #interestingfacts #freefacts #jojokes #straightfacts #instafacts #wowfacts #justjokes #mysteriousfacts #insidejoke #jokers #badjoke #factsdaily #dadjoke #factssssss #schooljokes #dailyjokes #uberfacts #goodjoke #randomfacts #dadjokes #factsforall #factoftheday #jokesofthedayโ 

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๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ทSleeping dogs...jโ€™รฉtais obligรฉ...vraiment dรฉsolรฉ ๐Ÿ™ƒ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งSleeping dogs...I had to...really sorry ๐Ÿ™ƒ #sleepingdogs #unitedfrontgames #squareenix #jeuxvideos #jeuxvideo #videogames #retrogaming #ps3 #playstation #playstation3 #sony #dogs #dog #joke #badjoke

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My absolute favorite mug of 2020 sold last night, my disco skeleton and a dad joke on the bottom....swipe for a bad pun lol #disco #discoskeleton #skeleton #mug #mugshotmonday #mugs #ceramic #badjoke #dadjoke #punny #functionalart #kitsch

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Everyday same story ๐Ÿฆ† Follow โžก๏ธ ๐Ÿšซ@staywithmecrox ๐Ÿšซ . . Credit: u/PrettyCoolTim . . #memes #dailymemes #okmemes #decentmemes #dankmemes #wtfmemes #truememes #junkmemes #sadmemes #funnymemes #zodiacs #googlememes #goodmemes #badjoke #darkmemes #darkhumor

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๐Ÿ˜‚โ  ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ @dadjokes_usโ  ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ @dadjokes_usโ  โ€ข โ€ข โ€ขโ  ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ & ๐—ง๐—ฎ๐—ด a friend to share a smile.โ 

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The french prefecture gaved me a real fake ID card. Last week I went to the town hall because my ID needed to be Re done. What a surprise when they called me to say "Hey we're not doing it because you're not french, you have to call the tribunal and prove your nationality" And they also said that I should'nt have a french ID, that it was a mistake lmao. Well the law says that you are automatically french when you are born in France and lived in the country for 5 years ( I live here since forever lmao) and when your immigrant parents don't give you their nationality. So what I have now to do is to send a formulary to Portugal consulate, who's gonna ask my mother's birth certificate to the town hall of the city she was born in. Then they will send it to the Portugal consulate who's gonna send me the birth certificate. After that I will have to contact my middle school, high school and college for scolarship certificates and wait to have my french nationality. But guess what ? When I will be french, I will still have to give a nationality certificate. Do I have to say that none of my cousins born and raised in France, by immigrant parents, who gaved them the portuguese nationality. Had a single time had to do something to prove that they are french. They never had a single struggle to have their french papers. It really sound like a bad joke to me. Sorry for the possible mistakes, I have failed my english exams, now I'm just going to put some dumb ass hashtags because my ego likes it and no one is going to read my big ass text. . . . . #longhair #makeup #martinecosmetics #french #france #fakeid #apatride #metalhead #metalheadgirl #2020 #piercing #piercinggirl #hod #forest #badjoke #ego #metalgirl #lipstick #eyeliner #metal #satan #satanschild #satansgirl

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #trocadilhos #trocadilhosdofredy #piadas #piadasruins #badjoke #badumtss #puns

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๐Ÿ˜‚โ  ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ @dadjokes_usโ  ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ @dadjokes_usโ  โ€ข โ€ข โ€ขโ  ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ & ๐—ง๐—ฎ๐—ด a friend to share a smile.โ 

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I think I made a joke about Cornwall. Because, yano, itโ€™s a wall of corn. Ha. #cornwall #corn #wall #badjoke #dadjoke #pun #punny

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When you think you are saving $20 on an XL dog pool, that only took 10 months to receive it.... reminds me of an old saying. "When something seems too good to be true, it probably is"..thanks for the water bowl!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ #buylocal #mislead #dogpool #dog #funny #buyersremorse #lessonlearned #funnydogs #dogsofinstaworld #dogsofinstagram #joke #buylocal #disappointment #letdown #whensomethingwentwrong #badjoke

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