This weekend one of my small Hoomans and his friend asked to take me on a walk. I was all for it, as the smaller hoomans tend allow more shenanigans to go on! One may say they don’t keep a very tight leash 😏.
We began our small journey down the block. And that’s when I smelled something pungent, repulsive and glorious!!! I had to get closer to the smell!!! Once I got closer to the smell I decided it wasn’t enough!!! I had to be one with the smell!! 💩
I flipped my body onto the mystery poo and began to roll around on it. Usually by now an adult hooman would intervene but since there was only small hoomans around, instead I heard laughter. The small hoomans were enjoying watching my poo bath and so I continued my performance of rolling, rubbing and swimming on the poo! 💩
When it was time to turn around and go home I had merged perfectly with the odor, so well, in fact that I had become the Odor.
When I got home my hooman mommy was waiting on the porch. No one mentioned what I had done and she promptly scooped me up and gave me a big smooch on the head. A smooch she instantly regretted because it was then that she caught whiff of my glorious stink! And by picking me up and smooching me, she now had the stink on her too!!!!
What happened next is almost too painful to speak of so I am showing you instead! Swipe for bonus footage of my escape from the bath!!