A woman couldn't stand her snoring dog...
so one day she went to the vet to ask what she could do to stop the snoring. The vet suggested that she tie a ribbon around his balls, and he will stop snoring. He hands her a red ribbon, and she takes the advice. While the dog is sleeping, she ties the ribbon around his balls. Immediately the dog stops snoring, to the woman's surprise.
However, this is when she learned he husband snores as well. She thought to herself whether the same technique will work. She goes to find more ribbon, and finds a blue ribbon to use. Thinking that there is no difference between the colors, she ties the ribbon around her sleeping husband's balls, and he too immediately stops snoring.
The woman had the best night of sleep in years, and woke up early in order to go to work. Shortly after, her husband woke up and noticed the ribbon around his balls. He then looked to his dog and noticed a ribbon on his balls as well.
In a state of confusion, he said, "I don't know what kind of competition we were in last night, but it looks like we placed first and second."
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