I’m 5’7 in real life. I’m 5’11 on my online dating profiles. I figure, if they’re willing to deal with losing that little extra inch coming under that six foot price point while filtering through profiles, they’ll be willing to look past the extra 4 inches when I roll up in person. But don’t worry ladies, I always roll up in lizard skin cowboy boots. There’s nothing like the illusion of a couple extra inches. You thought I was going with a dick joke there didn’t ya? Do you realize how hard it is to avoid a “couple extra inches” dick joke here? I’m really trying my best to not give in. If you’re somehow reading this and not following @jokegoldberg — I strongly suggest you follow before I find you and slip you some inches.