Day: April Fools Day, formerly known as Day 12...shit it ain’t even been 2 weeks 😳 •
So this morning I realized that I basically live in a feral animal colony, and I’m their leader. So I brushed my hair. I feel more human now. Quarantine is...well, it’s bullshit but I could be surrounded by crotch goblins and a spouse I detest so apparently me and my feral cats are W I N N I N G #sorrynotsorry. I feel like I should be drinking more, and god knows I’ve got enough Jack to support that, but I’ve just never been much of a solo drinker and let’s be real...I did 2019 virtually sober so I prolly got this in the bag. That being said, I’m totally open to more video chat happy hours, because that’s not drinking alone 💁🏻♀️ Found our Dewitt Wegmans has their first worker test positive for the corona, so FML. I mean, that place is prolly crawling with it, so it’s really a good thing that I’ve never been able to keep my fingers out of my mouth and that I eat food off the floor, because imma need all the immunity boosters I can get and being feral I think just gives me that little extra immunity edge...
Anyyyyywho on the schedule for today is work, laundry (yesssss fucking laundry), and some sort of cheeseburger concoction because I really want a cheeseburger but purposely didn’t buy bread (that’s the real winning) so we’ll see how that goes. Probably stellar since I’m a motherfucking kick ass cook. #isaidwhatisaid Anyway Happy Hunger Game’s, I mean Wednesday. May the odds be ever in your favor. Stay the fuck home is what that means. •
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