Do you need football analysis? The correct address is here.
When someone tries to throw my gently soiled strang in the wash without my permission. #thenerve #dropit #pawsoffmystrang
A bouquet of black beans for that special someone! Water regularly to maximize moisture and frito fragrance for long lasting satisfaction. #beanpapi #texmex #spicy
I can be your hero, baby. #edaddyiglesias
Dear 2020, you forgot to wear your diaper.
K but like 😩 #russetpotato #starchy #carbs #healthyfats #cashew #elbowmacaroni
The ideal man is small and portable. He can efficiently blow air from his nose into his eyes, and focus on two things at once. He is the perfect combination of tender and tough. Charming. Dependable. A gentleman.
What would you give to wake up to this tho? #thiccdaddy #moist
Whether you like it or not, he’s watching. Real talk tho, a question for the men. What’s your favourite strang colour to wear and why? Don’t be shy. We’re a family here.
The sound a deeply disgruntled man makes when he desperately wants to get his toned ass on a wakesurf board. #passion #drive #surfer
We are not worthy. #king
Prepared this pillow for love making. On a scale from 1-10, how enticing does it look? Any tips on how I can make it better? Serious suggestions only plz
Fighting hard but failing. #offduty
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